Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, November 16, 2012

RUN Like Tom Cruise!

or don't

Fact: Tom Cruise only signs up for films where he's required to run on-screen in some capacity.

Fact: I made up the previous fact.

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WOD

"NICOLE"

as many rounds and reps as possible in 20 minutes:
400m run
max pullups

compare to 27JUL2012. Post score to whiteboard.

Happy Champagne Friday!

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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Muscle Music



Brilliant.

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WOD

as many rounds as possible in 5 minutes:
5 handstand pushups
10 ring dips

rest 2 minutes, then

max reps in 4 minutes:
kettlebell snatches, 24/16kg

rest 2 minutes, then

3 rounds for time:
30 double unders
20 hang power clean, 40/25kg
10 bupees

Post scores to whiteboard.

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Rebuilding Your Feet - MobilityWOD

Part 1:


Part 2:


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Thursday, June 14, 2012

How many ladies can the p-bars carry?

Sheena, Blair, Tita, KB, Varsha, & Lisa

Look at them triceps!

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WOD

as many rounds as possible in 12 minutes:
12 push presses, 50/35kg
12 chest-to-bar pullups
12 pistols

SupeRx = 70/50kg and alternating pistols. Post results to whiteboard!

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You stoked for this workout?

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Next CFT


The votes are in and we're going to run a CrossFit Total TWICE these next two weekends:
  • this coming Sunday 8/21 @ Noon
  • next Saturday 8/27 at 1:00pm
YOU MUST RESERVE A SPOT otherwise you will not be able to lift. Non-members are welcome, but it's going to cost $10. The event runs kind of long (2-3 hours on average, depending on the amount of lifters we have), but it helps to know your opening weights. Remember: the Total is the sum of your 1-rep maximum back squat, press, and deadlift. You can read more about the rules here.

Discussions about the CFT will happen during all of the LIFTING classes this coming Thursday.

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WOD

for time:
5k row

compare to 06JAN2011.

Did you try to power it out with slower, stronger strokes? Or did you go with the endurance and stamina route and increase your stroke frequency?

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(via Paul)

Jason Auher "Of Power"... the speculated winner of the 2012 CrossFit Games:



WOW and Chess? I mean, he's Viking and he "Paleo's in the Zone".

And have you seen his chalking technique?!

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Farewell Natalie

Guess who's bound for West Point?

Pao, The Champ, AB

Stay badass!

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WOD

Natalie's Birthday aka "NO JOKE"

for time:
run 2 laps around the block
20 double unders
30 squat thrusts
40 one-arm kb swings, 24/16kg
20 double unders
30 squat thrusts
40 one-arm kb swings, 24/16kg
20 double unders
30 squat thrusts
40 one-arm kb swings, 24/16kg
run 2 laps around the block

compare to 01APR2011. Were your runs faster? Are your handstands better?

Post time to comments. Tomorrow's WOD is "DIANE".

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REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR NON-PERISHABLES TO THE GYM- Feed the needy!

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This is for the homies are the gym. We know what you go through...



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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Tasty Tuesday (Paleo Rx Week 2)

Mini-Challenge #2 is easy. I'm at the gym by 7am somedays and stay until 8:30-9pm. Sometimes I'll have plans for lunch after the 12pm class, sometimes I'll find a bunch of work to do until the 4:30pm bunch comes along. When I'm strapped for time, I want to be able to grab something quick, healthy and, of course, "paleo". Helping me not break the bank would be helpful, too!

What recommendations for an awesome lunch would you give me? I'm going to judge by trying out what you guys provide!

See all Challenge details here.

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Entry #1 - As seen on Paleo Rx, by Suzi!

Larb Gai @ Naam Seattle


When you think of Thai food, the first dishes to come to mind are likely the highly popular and Westernized pad thai and sweet coconut curries. Perhaps if you’re in the know, you might even think about papaya salad or larb gai, the latter of which which I’m going to propose as being totally paleo-friendly and very easy to find in most Thai restaurants. Larb gai is also on the cheaper side, or at least it should be. If they’re asking for more than $10, then it better be a heaping portion or ultra amazing in some other way. At Naam Thai Cuisine in Madrona, larb gai goes for about $7.95 before tax/tip.

Larb is a meat salad that uses ground meat (usually chicken or pork) as a base, with veggies serving as supplemental condiments of sorts. While many larb dishes usually include peanuts (legumes!), these can usually be excluded upon request. Other than that, larb is pretty paleo-friendly, although the use of fish sauce to season the meat may be questionable (I’m pretty sure fish sauce is free of soy products). Although served primarily in Thai restaurants, larb originated from Laos, and is actually considered the national dish of the country.

Order larb gai at any Thai restaurant, or even make it yourself, striving to use locally-grown condiments obtained at your friendly neighborhood farmer’s market (ie. grass-fed ground beef or organic chicken, local heads of cabbage/lettuce). Below is a basic recipe for larb gai, courtesy of The Skinny Gourmet.

Basic Larb gai recipe


Chicken Mixture
Combine ingredients and cook until chicken is thoroughly done:

  • 1.5 cups (10 oz) minced chicken breast
  • 4 shallots, thinly sliced
  • 2 slices of fresh ginger, finely grated or minced (or Thai ginza)
  • 3 Tablespoons of fish sauce
  • 2 Tablespoons of lime juice
  • 1-2 tsp red pepper flakes

Serve with: ... an assortment of raw vegetables. We always use finely shredded green or red cabbage, carrots, and cucumbers. Sometimes we add julienned red pepper, sprouts, or green beans.

Mix together with the chicken mixture in a bowl, or serve separately and allow individual eaters top to their taste:

  • 1-2 Tablespoon fresh cilantro, chopped
  • 1-2 green onion, chopped
  • 1-2 Tablespoons fresh mint leaves, chopped
  • extra wedges of lime juice


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WOD

2010 NW Regionals - Individual WOD #1

3 rounds for time:
10 overhead squats, 60/45kg
50 double unders

compare to 13DEC2010.

Post results to comments!

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Your moment of Zen:

Monday, April 25, 2011

Snow?

Even though the weekend teased summer, don't forget it gets cold too!

Spring Season: Day 1

Don't fret- that just means it's time to hit the mountains for some spring skiing/snowboarding! Crystal Mountain is awesome when precipitation hits Seattle. Thursday's going to have some freshies!

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WOD

3 rounds for max reps:

1-minute stations of

  • slam ball, 20/10#
  • kettlebell sumo deadlift high-pull, 24/16kg
  • pullup
  • hand-release pushup
SupeRx = 30/20# slam ball, 32/20kg kb sdhp, c2b pullup, and hr pushup is in a true gymnastics plank.


Who likes slam ball?! Post results to comments.

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The Most Interesting Man in the World discusses The Gym:



(via Margo)

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Friday, April 15, 2011

FIGHT A BEAR!

via Tumblr

So you can bench press it!

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WOD

Happy Early Birthday Aimee P!

for time:
30 calorie row

then

"TUMMY, BUNS & THIGHS"

every minute on the minute for 15 minutes:
5 strict situps
10 lunges (L+R=1 rep)
15 push press

Rx = 20/15kg bar or 25/15# dumbbell
Rx+ = 35/25kg bar, 35/25# dumbbell or 16/12kg kettlebell
SupeRx = 40/30kg bar, 40/30# dumbbell or 20/16kg kettlebell

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Weekend Reading:

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

"Have you done Nicole?"

"No, but other people have..."


OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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WOD

"NICOLE"

as many rounds as possible in 20 minutes:
400m run
max pullups

Score equals the number of rounds completed and number of total pullups.

compare to 04MAY2010.

Post results to comments!

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The Dirty Dash 10k is coming to Kent, WA this July 9th. "Go solo or with some of your dirtiest, filthiest, & uncouth friends." We'll have a Trainer Team running the event, but we have plenty of other athletes prepping for the run.

Here's a picture of the course:


I heard that drinking a pint of beer was the secret obstacle one time. Now I have one question for you: Are you in?

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Monday, February 28, 2011

A congratulations is in order...

The February Foundations crew just graduated! This means you'll be seeing a bunch of new faces in the normal classes.


Make sure you introduce yourself to everyone! Otherwise we'll bring back the good ol' burpee penalty for not making friends (=

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WOD

back squat 5RM

seated pike press 5RM

Post results to comments.

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Hottie Body Humpliates:


The future of Foundation CrossFit?

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

"EBERT"

Check out some of the amazing, healthy, paleo meals made by some of our members participating in the 30 Day Journaling Challenge.  Start journaling today and make it your own 15-Day Journaling Challenge!

SAMSUNG
Jason A.'s egg, tomato, bacon “wrapped” in red leaf lettuce. Paleo BLT breakfast.

Meghan M.'s 2c chicken chili verde, 1/4 burger patty w/ mushroom sauce and field greens salad

Sheena's post-PUKIE BREWSTER lettuce, pork belly, mackerel and little bit of rice

Sara B.'s sirloin steak with sauteed radicchio/sun-dried tomatoes/basil, 1/4 avocado and tomato slices

Speaking of Sara, here's her report about how this challenge has helped her save money:

"I looked through my debit card history and figured out how much I spent on eating out vs. money spent on groceries 10 days prior to the challenge compared to the 10 days since the challenge started. The results are AMAZING!

10 days prior I spent a $126.97 on eating/drinking out and $34.95 on groceries. Total= $161.92
10 days since the challenge started I’ve spent $29.69 on eating/drinking out and $99.67 on groceries. Total= $129.36

I saved $32.56 on food in general! The most amazing part though, is that I spent $97.28 less on eating out since I made one of my goals to eat out less…. I’m pretty proud of that"

And you should be! Great job ms. lady. Rock on y'all.


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WOD

"EBERT" *

5 rounds for max reps:
weighted pullup, 25/15#
handstand pushup

We hold high standards, especially for this movement. This is what we consider a handstand pushup. This is what we would like to avoid. As Ido would say "KEEP THE BODY LINE!"

* This turned out to be a great workout- so much that I want to revisit it more often. I never got around to dedicating a workout in honor of one of my mentors, so this is going to be the one!

Rest in Peace Chris.

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Not safe for family (hide yo kids!) or work, but real simple message here:

Monday, September 13, 2010

Waaaaaarriors

Team FCF is back after an amazing day in North Plains, Oregon. A number of gym folk came by in full force to stomp the Warrior Dash- a trail 5k run through water, mud, uphills, downhills, over logs, haystacks and fire!

more pictures to come!

Cedric smoked the run with a 23:22. Everyone else did amazing well- especially Garit, Colin B, Ced, Jonny Wally, Max and Adam who were rocking some killer outfits. Check out the rest of Sunday's results here!

your favorite American and Jamaican

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WOD

using the "21" protocol:
OH bumper lunge, 20/15kg
situps

compare to 11AUG2010.

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We encourage high fives in the gym all the time. We build our community by giving it our all each and every time. Jogo Gym showed us this video about high-five ettiquitte a while ago:



Jackass 3 is coming out and here's a gnarly high-five (post commercial):




This is the high-five we will give you if you don't use the brand spankin' new RSVP system! If you still haven't received an Athlete ID, send us an email!